What do you do with your freezer? Snakes anyone?

So I posted a few ads "for sale" on Craigslist and I am selling my freezer. Here is the answer from a 17-year old man who obviously needs the freezer. "Hi there,
I was wondering if I could get some dimensions of the freezer. I am 17 and breed snakes as a hobby. As it turns out, fridges/freezers make great incubators when a heat element is added. However, I don't want something huge so I need some approximate dimensions. Thanks for your time. Josh" I am not joking. And by the way, if you need a freezer, mine is for sale and it is upright, full size and might hold bigger animals than snakes : -)